Whew, another Portland Swap Meet is behind me.
For some reason, and I have heard a few versions of this story, two separate swap meets run in virtually adjacent facilities on the same weekend.
Portland International Raceway (aka race track) holds a swap from Thursday - Sunday.
The Portland Expo Center has a swap starting Friday, running through Sunday.
For your convenience, there are buses running Friday, Saturday and Sunday, but they are school buses, so you are going to ride a buck board with a universal joint that is about to quit.
Anyway, back to the story….
Of course, it rained. And rained. 20% chance of rain on Friday, it rained, blew and hailed. Lots of fog, breeze and cold on Saturday, which relented to SUN on Saturday afternoon and Sunday.
Booths were down from previous years. Almost half of the A building at the Expo was empty. There were scattered booths here and there that did not show up or did not get sold. On the racetrack side there was a shortage of booths filled, but dang, that side stinks. The booths are set up on the the drag strip and the road course. Because it is Portland, there are some areas that you just cannot set up because of mud.   But the booths are too spread out, you have to backtrack to see everything because of the road course (they say it is spread over 6 miles, I believe it) and slop through the mud.  The regular swappers come prepared, they brought straw, mats, cardboard, all sorts of stuff.  But there were some people selling Mopar stuff, I scored some pieces I needed and met some good folks.
The business to be in on racetrack side for set up day is towing company.  Brave RV drivers ventured out in the wet grass with all sorts of momentum when coming off the pavement, but when they went to turn around to get parked, that is when the trouble started.
Back to the Expo side. This swap is all paved, so you just have to deal with the rain and cold. Friends and I call this show committee the swap meet nazis, because they have rules, they stick to them and they are serious about this. Don’t ask the wife about the year she had to move a set of wheels and tires about 2″ (yes, inches) to comply with the swap meet nazis, unless you are prepared for a fair amount of adult language.  They also told you what you could sell in what building. Some areas allow hats and tees sales, some don’t and the swap meet nazis are serious about this too. But this year, there were newer cars parked in booths which in previous years would have been towed. Clothing sold all over the place. Lots of loosening of the rules. Well, except for beer sales, which shut down 2 hours before the show closes, that one is still very serious. I don’t know if this Expo side swap is feeling some pain from the other, because on the racetrack, anything goes.
Time will tell.
Anyway…..
I bought a space on the Expo side to sell a car, which I sold before the show, so I just planned to stash parts there that I bought at the show.  The people next to us were happy we said they could infringe on our booth, and put their stuff in it.  No problem works out for everyone, they put parts for sale in the front, we stashed treasures in the back of the booth.Â
Here is where it gets interesting……
On Sunday, I planned on cruising around, looking for crumbs, and then hauling everything I had accumulated all weekend to parts pick up and bugging out for home. So, we are standing in a booth, talking to a great fellow MoPar fan, Jon from Battle Ground, WA, when my wife says “That looks like the decklid you bought Friday.” (At an all breed show, it is unusual to see a MoPar orange deck lid with a luggage rack, so we suspected it was ours) I went over to talk to him (fortunately, I know him a bit too).  The guy toting my decklid and an interior piece I bought knew where he bought them, and it wasn’t out of our booth. He said he would take me to it, the wife took off for our booth.  On our way to the booth where he bought my parts, the wife called to say the people at the next spot that were sharing our booth had left, there were strange vehicles in the spaces around and all our treasures were gone.  With the buyer of my parts, I showed up at the “sellers” booth, who said some guy came by said these parts were abandoned, the neighboring booths said the booth owners had left the parts behind and did he want these parts to sell/use.  Later we found out the guy that took our parts had stalked them for awhile early in the AM, assumed that a pile of parts in the back of booth along the bushes had been abandoned or forgotten (?), took them, and gave them to his relative that was into MoPar. Fortunately, the recipient gave the buyer of our deck lid and interior piece his money back, gave what was left of our parts back. We lost several things, but the thief and the guy selling our stuff, who seemed to be a very decent guy, claimed they did not take/sell anything else. Maybe so.  Who knows how they were sitting out there with our neighbor/watchdog gone for the show.
After all these years of doing this sort of thing at swap meets, leaving the booth unattended, trusting the neighbors and fellow swappers, this is the first time I have had a problem. Fortunately, the loss/lesson was not a very expensive one, but something we will take away.
Before a lot more damage was done, we got it handled, and no punches were thrown.Â
So, if you “find” a B body shifter and box, an A body gas cap, some Snap-On sockets, and a Z bar, give me a holler.